Post by bopeepe on Jul 11, 2017 9:21:43 GMT -6
Bo: "Hello ladies and Gentlemen, Bo Peepe here with a riveting interview with the Holwood Knights player Jack Nicholson. Welcome Jack, and may I say you were amazing on the pitch the other night."
Jack: "Thank you Bo. And may I say what an honor it is to be sitting with you here."
Bo: She whips hair to the left,"You flatter me Jack. Now let me ask you this fan question to start this interview. People want to know how long you have been training to play Blood Bowl?"
Jack: "I made the team about six months ago and Peg Leg Pete has been training us hard. Even our necromancer has been lifting weights, running laps, and doing wind sprints with us. No one is exempt from training on our team. I think it;s like Pete says." Jack makes air quotes."To be the best..."
Together: "You have to beat the best."
Bo: "He said that a lot back in the day when we were opponents. We were never sure exactly what he meant by that. Whether he meant harming or winning."
Jack: "Honestly, we aren't sure either. So we work towards both ends to be prepared for any situation."
Bo: "That is good thinking. That might explain why the Buccaneers were always on top of their game." The crystal ball on the table begins glowing. "Oh look we have a baller on the line. Yes baller, what is your question?"
Baller: "Uh yes. Uh first I would like to say Bo, I love you. I mean genuinely love you and would do anything to meet you for the chance of just smelling your hair. Second, I have a question for Jack. Uh Jack, do you find that being a werewolf is helping your blood bowl career? Thanks."
Jack: "Not really. I think that I was prepared for this life by my past. I was an actor in what was known then as Hollywood. We would research and train hard for our rolls. Maybe I'm a little faster now, but I would like to think that I could've competed before my change."
Bo: "Great question baller, your a little creepy, but that was a great question. Do we have time for one more...No." She turns to Jack."Thank you so much for joining me this morning Jack."
Jack: "It was my pleasure Bo."
Bo: "That's all that we have for today. Thanks for watching. Now go crush some skulls!"
Jack: "Thank you Bo. And may I say what an honor it is to be sitting with you here."
Bo: She whips hair to the left,"You flatter me Jack. Now let me ask you this fan question to start this interview. People want to know how long you have been training to play Blood Bowl?"
Jack: "I made the team about six months ago and Peg Leg Pete has been training us hard. Even our necromancer has been lifting weights, running laps, and doing wind sprints with us. No one is exempt from training on our team. I think it;s like Pete says." Jack makes air quotes."To be the best..."
Together: "You have to beat the best."
Bo: "He said that a lot back in the day when we were opponents. We were never sure exactly what he meant by that. Whether he meant harming or winning."
Jack: "Honestly, we aren't sure either. So we work towards both ends to be prepared for any situation."
Bo: "That is good thinking. That might explain why the Buccaneers were always on top of their game." The crystal ball on the table begins glowing. "Oh look we have a baller on the line. Yes baller, what is your question?"
Baller: "Uh yes. Uh first I would like to say Bo, I love you. I mean genuinely love you and would do anything to meet you for the chance of just smelling your hair. Second, I have a question for Jack. Uh Jack, do you find that being a werewolf is helping your blood bowl career? Thanks."
Jack: "Not really. I think that I was prepared for this life by my past. I was an actor in what was known then as Hollywood. We would research and train hard for our rolls. Maybe I'm a little faster now, but I would like to think that I could've competed before my change."
Bo: "Great question baller, your a little creepy, but that was a great question. Do we have time for one more...No." She turns to Jack."Thank you so much for joining me this morning Jack."
Jack: "It was my pleasure Bo."
Bo: "That's all that we have for today. Thanks for watching. Now go crush some skulls!"