Post by bopeepe on Jul 17, 2017 6:06:19 GMT -6
Bo: "Hello Blood Bowl fans and welcome to another edition of let's talk Blood Bowl. With me today is the High Elf rookie sensation Ferachio. Welcome to the show."
Ferachio: "Yes, thank you. I was told by my staff that I had to make an appearance this morning." Yawning into to his hand, "So lets get this done so I can return to my...training."
Bo: "Right then. This match could be said to be your breakout match career-wise. Was there any special preparation on your part in this match."
Ferachio: "No."
Bo: "On your scoring early in the first half, how did you keep focus under the pressure that the Ghouls were placing on you?"
Ferachio: "For scoring, do you mean the touch down, or the Roshambo?" Tehehe. "We wanted to come out strong. So I Roshambo'd that Ghoul and jumped into the end zone to put us ahead." (Roshambo is kicking someone in the nuts)
Bo: "Yes, that was a favorite tactic of mine when facing Minotaurs or Ogres. On the ensuing drive by the Giddies, your fellow Blitzer Dakoki goes down to not return for the rest of the match. Your teammates are dropping like flies. Shokshusu manages to expose Pinkie Pie. What is going through your mind as you begin to moving on the big pink one?"
Ferachio: "I knew I needed to hit hard. I just wanted unwrap the pink one. So I went in hard and fast. That's all I was thinking about."
Bo: "Your team is still being beaten like an unruly child, then Applebloom gets the hand off and breaks around the Elf edge looking for pay dirt. How were you able to react so fast?"
Ferachio: "First I am the leading High Elf Blitzer in this league. Second, I wanted to hit the other mummy hard and fast, but I saw Supankingu making a dash for the side line. I thought he was going for a potty break until I saw that horrible little creature moving around our containment. So being naturally very gifted, I jaunted over to assist my catcher by bashing in the skull of that ghoulish creature."
Bo: "Another favorite tactic of mine. I usually reserve it for Elves, no offense. In the closing moments of the first half, you get pancaked, flattened, knocked on your butt, pimp slapped, what happened?"
Ferachio: "I don't know what you are talking about. No such thing happened."
Bo: "The second half was rather uneventful until the final three minutes. The Giddies say that your block was a dirty shot on Big Mac. Why did you smash his ankle?"
Ferachio: "I was merely trying to preserve our lead. I didn't mean to stomp on his ankle like that. I was trying to get to the ball."
Bo: "That is also a favorite tactic of mine against Skaven player. So Rainbow dash breaks through the Elven steel curtain to score, tying the match. This triggered a celebratory zombie horde to shamble over the pitch. Half of your team is sucked under and trampled. How did you prepare for this inevitability?"
Ferachio: "Well, I am a high born Elf. This sort of thing comes naturally to me. I first noticed that their mummy was out of position. So I direct the team to rush up the left side line. Anaru penetrates the opponent half the deepest. We all follow suit and take up positions around Anaru who receives the pass. Somehow, Rarity breaks through our defense and collides with Anaru. They both went down, but Rarity noodled herself. Anaru gets up and rushes into the end zone, but forgot the ball. He is being looked at for a concussion right now. I thought that I was going to have to scoop up the ball and score again. I've done everything else this match. What would be one more touch down, but Richiaraumdo beat me to the ball and tossed it to Anaru who collapsed in the end zone with the ball laying gently on his chest. Game over."
Bo: "That's about all the time we have sports fans. Keep an eye on this player. He is going to be fun to watch. Thanks for joining us today Ferachio. I would wish you luck, but being a High Elf, you don't really need it. Now go crush some skulls!"
Ferachio: "Yes, thank you. I was told by my staff that I had to make an appearance this morning." Yawning into to his hand, "So lets get this done so I can return to my...training."
Bo: "Right then. This match could be said to be your breakout match career-wise. Was there any special preparation on your part in this match."
Ferachio: "No."
Bo: "On your scoring early in the first half, how did you keep focus under the pressure that the Ghouls were placing on you?"
Ferachio: "For scoring, do you mean the touch down, or the Roshambo?" Tehehe. "We wanted to come out strong. So I Roshambo'd that Ghoul and jumped into the end zone to put us ahead." (Roshambo is kicking someone in the nuts)
Bo: "Yes, that was a favorite tactic of mine when facing Minotaurs or Ogres. On the ensuing drive by the Giddies, your fellow Blitzer Dakoki goes down to not return for the rest of the match. Your teammates are dropping like flies. Shokshusu manages to expose Pinkie Pie. What is going through your mind as you begin to moving on the big pink one?"
Ferachio: "I knew I needed to hit hard. I just wanted unwrap the pink one. So I went in hard and fast. That's all I was thinking about."
Bo: "Your team is still being beaten like an unruly child, then Applebloom gets the hand off and breaks around the Elf edge looking for pay dirt. How were you able to react so fast?"
Ferachio: "First I am the leading High Elf Blitzer in this league. Second, I wanted to hit the other mummy hard and fast, but I saw Supankingu making a dash for the side line. I thought he was going for a potty break until I saw that horrible little creature moving around our containment. So being naturally very gifted, I jaunted over to assist my catcher by bashing in the skull of that ghoulish creature."
Bo: "Another favorite tactic of mine. I usually reserve it for Elves, no offense. In the closing moments of the first half, you get pancaked, flattened, knocked on your butt, pimp slapped, what happened?"
Ferachio: "I don't know what you are talking about. No such thing happened."
Bo: "The second half was rather uneventful until the final three minutes. The Giddies say that your block was a dirty shot on Big Mac. Why did you smash his ankle?"
Ferachio: "I was merely trying to preserve our lead. I didn't mean to stomp on his ankle like that. I was trying to get to the ball."
Bo: "That is also a favorite tactic of mine against Skaven player. So Rainbow dash breaks through the Elven steel curtain to score, tying the match. This triggered a celebratory zombie horde to shamble over the pitch. Half of your team is sucked under and trampled. How did you prepare for this inevitability?"
Ferachio: "Well, I am a high born Elf. This sort of thing comes naturally to me. I first noticed that their mummy was out of position. So I direct the team to rush up the left side line. Anaru penetrates the opponent half the deepest. We all follow suit and take up positions around Anaru who receives the pass. Somehow, Rarity breaks through our defense and collides with Anaru. They both went down, but Rarity noodled herself. Anaru gets up and rushes into the end zone, but forgot the ball. He is being looked at for a concussion right now. I thought that I was going to have to scoop up the ball and score again. I've done everything else this match. What would be one more touch down, but Richiaraumdo beat me to the ball and tossed it to Anaru who collapsed in the end zone with the ball laying gently on his chest. Game over."
Bo: "That's about all the time we have sports fans. Keep an eye on this player. He is going to be fun to watch. Thanks for joining us today Ferachio. I would wish you luck, but being a High Elf, you don't really need it. Now go crush some skulls!"