Post by Kordarus on Jul 19, 2017 14:12:22 GMT -6
Yaoi FK 2 vs Galloping Giddies 1
Ferachio of Yaoi FK scored a Touchdown and injured 3 players
Anaru of Yaoi FK scored a Touchdown
Rainbow Dash of Galloping Giddies scored a Touchdown
AppleBloom of Galloping Giddies will miss next game because of a Fractured Skull (-1 AV)
Big Mac of Galloping Giddies will miss next game because of a Smashed Ankle (-1 MA)
As explained by the coach of the Yaoi FK
<promises of a Free Thai-masseuse and a fresh supply of Spooge from the MXC vaults had the lads thrusting away down the field!
"Just Handing out the Hot Fistings!" became the credo as led by none other than "Poundin' it..." Ferachio started a hard and penetrating attack after a quick pulling of the "spread the cheeks" failed dodge manoeuvre had the Giddies all hot to trot.
Ferachio continued his "Poundin' it! And Poundin' it!" a la Jim Sterling style soon after on the D, returning the favour to Pinkie Pie showing everyone just how much party he could give out.
Fairly quickly these ponies learned just how good the handling dangling balls skills had been practised in the locker room as their own return drive failed to come to a climatic finish. Many a disappointed fan were rumoured to have set up a proper Bronnie Sacrificial Alter during the half time show.
2nd half showed how much the Giddies could just dig deep as they found a way to Spread the Defenses of our greased up heroes, salvaging a miracle and evening the score. Disgusted Bronnies from the stands quickly showed that "Caring is Poundin'!" and unless a hell on the field. This left the Giddies defense corp with nothing but arseless chaps swinging in the breeze.
With subtle fingers Yaoi once more teased balls up-field, finding a way to challenge a winning score and final climax of game.
A Ghoul yiffed later and once again a courtesy reach-around had ball firmly in hand, excitedly spent forward several feet into the ecstatic and panting Yaoi receiver!
Clean up operations are expected to continue well into this week...>
"Meanwhile in Peg Leg Pete office"
Yes Mayor, I understand Mayor. Yes Blood Bowl is supposed to be a family sport and not a family making sport. Yes Mayor, I will talk to the wanta be Dark Elf team. Yes Mayor, what they did could be considered necrophilia and is disgusting. Well how do you think the mummies feel right now. They have to change their wrappings. Mayor, according to the agreements signed by all teams, there is nothing that I can do until a grievance has been filed. No not by you Mayor, but by the Giddies. If you don't like the Yoai actions then don't go to their matches. There are other Elven teams in the league."
After ending the call with the Mayor, Pete leans back in his comfy chair applying pressure to his temples with both hands. "It's too early to drink." Tapping his crystal globe he speaks softly,"Jan, get a message to the Yoai team. Tell them to clean their mess up. No custodial worker of mine will be exposed to their brand of mess. If they argue. Tell them I will fine them if we clean it up. Also, they a day to get it done. We have a match on the field in the morning."
Shuddering, Pete ends the call. "Those poor mummies."
Ferachio of Yaoi FK scored a Touchdown and injured 3 players
Anaru of Yaoi FK scored a Touchdown
Rainbow Dash of Galloping Giddies scored a Touchdown
AppleBloom of Galloping Giddies will miss next game because of a Fractured Skull (-1 AV)
Big Mac of Galloping Giddies will miss next game because of a Smashed Ankle (-1 MA)
As explained by the coach of the Yaoi FK
<promises of a Free Thai-masseuse and a fresh supply of Spooge from the MXC vaults had the lads thrusting away down the field!
"Just Handing out the Hot Fistings!" became the credo as led by none other than "Poundin' it..." Ferachio started a hard and penetrating attack after a quick pulling of the "spread the cheeks" failed dodge manoeuvre had the Giddies all hot to trot.
Ferachio continued his "Poundin' it! And Poundin' it!" a la Jim Sterling style soon after on the D, returning the favour to Pinkie Pie showing everyone just how much party he could give out.
Fairly quickly these ponies learned just how good the handling dangling balls skills had been practised in the locker room as their own return drive failed to come to a climatic finish. Many a disappointed fan were rumoured to have set up a proper Bronnie Sacrificial Alter during the half time show.
2nd half showed how much the Giddies could just dig deep as they found a way to Spread the Defenses of our greased up heroes, salvaging a miracle and evening the score. Disgusted Bronnies from the stands quickly showed that "Caring is Poundin'!" and unless a hell on the field. This left the Giddies defense corp with nothing but arseless chaps swinging in the breeze.
With subtle fingers Yaoi once more teased balls up-field, finding a way to challenge a winning score and final climax of game.
A Ghoul yiffed later and once again a courtesy reach-around had ball firmly in hand, excitedly spent forward several feet into the ecstatic and panting Yaoi receiver!
Clean up operations are expected to continue well into this week...>
"Meanwhile in Peg Leg Pete office"
Yes Mayor, I understand Mayor. Yes Blood Bowl is supposed to be a family sport and not a family making sport. Yes Mayor, I will talk to the wanta be Dark Elf team. Yes Mayor, what they did could be considered necrophilia and is disgusting. Well how do you think the mummies feel right now. They have to change their wrappings. Mayor, according to the agreements signed by all teams, there is nothing that I can do until a grievance has been filed. No not by you Mayor, but by the Giddies. If you don't like the Yoai actions then don't go to their matches. There are other Elven teams in the league."
After ending the call with the Mayor, Pete leans back in his comfy chair applying pressure to his temples with both hands. "It's too early to drink." Tapping his crystal globe he speaks softly,"Jan, get a message to the Yoai team. Tell them to clean their mess up. No custodial worker of mine will be exposed to their brand of mess. If they argue. Tell them I will fine them if we clean it up. Also, they a day to get it done. We have a match on the field in the morning."
Shuddering, Pete ends the call. "Those poor mummies."