Post by Kordarus on Jul 26, 2017 15:21:53 GMT -6
Chargin' Bulls vs Dirty Dozenish
The Chargin' Bulls CONCEDED the game to the Dirty Dozenish
Kharzh Heavyblaster of the Chargin' Bulls was killed by Clotaire the Scarface of the Dirty Dozenish
Raymond de Monfort of the Dirty Dozenish scored a TD
The night before the big match, a man in a well tailored cloak enters the Bulls equipment room. Pulling out a small glass vial, he deftly places drop after drop on the plate ties holding the Chaos Dwarf teams armor together. Finally finished implementing his nefarious scheme, he leaves the equipment room with a smirk on his face.
The morning was pleasant with the sun poking out behind fluffy white clouds. The weather was perfect for blood bowl. Flipping the coin in the air, the ref steps back letting the coin land on the turf. Calling tails, the Chargin Bulls lose the toss. Smiling, the young Blitzer Lord Raymond de Monfort chooses to receive. After both teams set up, the Bull Centaur, Shukh Vilebull, kicks the ball deep into the end zone of the Brets.
Running back grabbing the ball, de Monfort starts making his way out into the field of play, running down his own sideline. The Bret offense steps forward, forcing the Chaos Dwarves back a step. Lord Clotaire injuring Dnakus Giantclaw in the process. The Dwarves regain their footing and begin fighting back.
de Monfort continues charging up the left sideline with Lord Clotaire clearing the way for him. In their excitement Zgox Stoneghost and Old Doughball himself collide, cracking their skulls, stunning Doughball and knocking out Stoneghost. Appearing to still be drun from the previous night of celebration, Thagrak Dying feet trips over the feet of Nice Scratcher. Taking advantage of the confusion, de Monfort continues full stride up the sideline approaching he end zone. Finally, busting though the defending wall, Shukh Vilebull begins chasing down de Monfort, trying to prevent him from scoring.
As the Brets begin to shore up their defenses, Lord Clotaire knocks out Noll Doomshead. Followed by the Bret Blocker Daobert knocking out Seduzt Balleater allowing de Monfort to score the first touch down in the closing moments of the first half. In the final seconds of the first half, Shukh Vilebull busts through the Bret defensive line trying to sneak in a tying score. The Brets mangae to bring the mighty Bull Centaur down with a valiant blitz by Lord Clotaire.
The Chargin Bulls start out the second half chargin straight at the Bret team, knocking Nice Doughball, and Godfrey the Rude out. Showboating, the Hobgoblin, Seduzt Balleater screams, " Hey guy's check this out." As he attempts to pin wheel over the ball while trying to pick it up completelt fumbles to ball on his way over it. Taking advantage of his opponents error in judgement, Lord Clotaire rushes in and crushes the exuberant Hobgoblin into the turf. Seduct Balleater is carried to the injured box for medical attention. Still raging Lord Clotaire turns his attention on Kharzh Heavyblaster, killing him. The Chaos Dwarf fans, not used to such violence, begin shrinking back in terror. Meanwhile the Bretonian fans begin screaming for the head of the head coach of the Bulls. Thinking about preserving his life, the Bulls head coach heads down into the tunnels to hide in the equipment room. Sitting on shelf, he spots a small vial. Sniffing it, he realizes that his teams equipment has been sabotaged. Pulling out his crystal globe, a familiar face appears. "Yeah, shouldn't you be out coaching your team?"
Meanwhile, fans empty out onto the field. Scared for their lives, the Bretonian and Chaos Dwarf teams work together to get into the Bretonian locker room just managing to get the door closed and reinforced before the fans start trying to bash it open.
After the game, the intrepid press corps wanted to chat with some players, but all the quotes they got were grunts and roars. You see, due to the other players hiding from mob violence they would not come out for interviews -- only the brave centaur was a-Vilebull...
The Chargin' Bulls CONCEDED the game to the Dirty Dozenish
Kharzh Heavyblaster of the Chargin' Bulls was killed by Clotaire the Scarface of the Dirty Dozenish
Raymond de Monfort of the Dirty Dozenish scored a TD
The night before the big match, a man in a well tailored cloak enters the Bulls equipment room. Pulling out a small glass vial, he deftly places drop after drop on the plate ties holding the Chaos Dwarf teams armor together. Finally finished implementing his nefarious scheme, he leaves the equipment room with a smirk on his face.
The morning was pleasant with the sun poking out behind fluffy white clouds. The weather was perfect for blood bowl. Flipping the coin in the air, the ref steps back letting the coin land on the turf. Calling tails, the Chargin Bulls lose the toss. Smiling, the young Blitzer Lord Raymond de Monfort chooses to receive. After both teams set up, the Bull Centaur, Shukh Vilebull, kicks the ball deep into the end zone of the Brets.
Running back grabbing the ball, de Monfort starts making his way out into the field of play, running down his own sideline. The Bret offense steps forward, forcing the Chaos Dwarves back a step. Lord Clotaire injuring Dnakus Giantclaw in the process. The Dwarves regain their footing and begin fighting back.
de Monfort continues charging up the left sideline with Lord Clotaire clearing the way for him. In their excitement Zgox Stoneghost and Old Doughball himself collide, cracking their skulls, stunning Doughball and knocking out Stoneghost. Appearing to still be drun from the previous night of celebration, Thagrak Dying feet trips over the feet of Nice Scratcher. Taking advantage of the confusion, de Monfort continues full stride up the sideline approaching he end zone. Finally, busting though the defending wall, Shukh Vilebull begins chasing down de Monfort, trying to prevent him from scoring.
As the Brets begin to shore up their defenses, Lord Clotaire knocks out Noll Doomshead. Followed by the Bret Blocker Daobert knocking out Seduzt Balleater allowing de Monfort to score the first touch down in the closing moments of the first half. In the final seconds of the first half, Shukh Vilebull busts through the Bret defensive line trying to sneak in a tying score. The Brets mangae to bring the mighty Bull Centaur down with a valiant blitz by Lord Clotaire.
The Chargin Bulls start out the second half chargin straight at the Bret team, knocking Nice Doughball, and Godfrey the Rude out. Showboating, the Hobgoblin, Seduzt Balleater screams, " Hey guy's check this out." As he attempts to pin wheel over the ball while trying to pick it up completelt fumbles to ball on his way over it. Taking advantage of his opponents error in judgement, Lord Clotaire rushes in and crushes the exuberant Hobgoblin into the turf. Seduct Balleater is carried to the injured box for medical attention. Still raging Lord Clotaire turns his attention on Kharzh Heavyblaster, killing him. The Chaos Dwarf fans, not used to such violence, begin shrinking back in terror. Meanwhile the Bretonian fans begin screaming for the head of the head coach of the Bulls. Thinking about preserving his life, the Bulls head coach heads down into the tunnels to hide in the equipment room. Sitting on shelf, he spots a small vial. Sniffing it, he realizes that his teams equipment has been sabotaged. Pulling out his crystal globe, a familiar face appears. "Yeah, shouldn't you be out coaching your team?"
Meanwhile, fans empty out onto the field. Scared for their lives, the Bretonian and Chaos Dwarf teams work together to get into the Bretonian locker room just managing to get the door closed and reinforced before the fans start trying to bash it open.
After the game, the intrepid press corps wanted to chat with some players, but all the quotes they got were grunts and roars. You see, due to the other players hiding from mob violence they would not come out for interviews -- only the brave centaur was a-Vilebull...