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Post by Kordarus on Jul 26, 2017 21:13:47 GMT -6
Before the game, a Bretonnian spy storm on the room where the Mallobaude Dark Knights suiting up for their game vs The Knightly Puns!!!
"Sir, we have grave news to share with you. According to our spy network, the Dark Elves team, Silver Streak, hired an assassin to kill you during your game against The Knightly Puns!!! Apparently, they accusing you, Mallobaude to be responsible for the beating they received from the Dirty Dozenish. The Elves spreading rumours that you were that man in a cloak and they swear to kill you for this."
"This is totally ridiculous, young man, no pesky elves can ever kill Mallobaude. I will hire some guard to make sure there are no elves allowed inside the stadium and we will have a great game. Thank you for the information, young man. The Knightly Puns!!! 0 vs Mallobaude Dark Knights 1Mallobaude killed on the pitch?Rumours that a shapeshifter assassin infiltrated the Bretonnians, Fat Albert claim he has no memory of playing that game. All he remembers is taking a bath and waking up 2 hours after the game was completed.Mallobaude The Forsaken, captain and owner of the Mallobaude Dark Knights got killed by Fat Albert of The Knightly Puns!!! during last game The Retainer Trainer of The Knightly Puns!!!will miss the next game because of a Serious Concussion (-1 AV)Retainer Nobrainer of The Knightly Puns!!!will miss the next game because of a Smashed Knee (NI)Gregory de Lyonesse of Mallobaude Dark Knights scored a TouchdownCoach of the Mallobaude Dark Knight denied that Mallobaude was killed on the pitch, he claim that he had to get out of the pitch, because Mallobaude had an equipment malfunction.
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Post by cadettank. on Jul 27, 2017 13:52:12 GMT -6
Sure, equipment malfunction.
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Post by Kordarus on Jul 31, 2017 19:11:46 GMT -6
Here is a Bo Peep interview with Fat Albert concerning The Incident
Bo: "Hello sports fans and welcome to another edition of Let's Talk BB. I'm Bo Peepe and with me today is Fat Albert from the Bretonian team The Knightly Puns. Welcome to the show Fat Albert."
F.A. : "Hey, HEy, HEY, Bo. It is wonderful to be here. Muh-lady."
Bo: "There is no need to stand on formalities here Al. Can I call you Al?"
F.A.: "Yes Muh-lady."
Bo: "Let's talk about the match between the Puns and the Dark Knights." The peasant nods, nervously lookin around for approval. One of the Pun's Blitzers, standing heroically off camera, gives him a gauntleted thumbs up.
F.A.: "Sure, Muh-lady, what would you like to know?"
Bo: "Al, the match was absolutely Pun-ish-ing for the Dark Knights. It was a total team effort by your team. However, you put on a clinic that match. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we expected to find you dead for showing up your Lords during that match. What were you thinking by playing so well?"
F.A.: "I...I ju ju just didn't want to disappoint my Lords. They are tactical genius's that told me what to do throughout the match. I just followed their instructions."
Bo: "The hit on Mallobaude...Why so hard?"
F.A.: "I saw him charging up the field to attack Muh-Lord. I couldn't stand the thought of Muh-Lords armor and linens becoming dirty. So I just tried to him from hitting Muh-Lord. No one hits Muh-Lord! So I ran into him trying to stop the collision. I didn't mean to kill him, but he shouldn't have been trying to hit Mu-Lord."
Bo: "Absolutely riveting. Is there anything else that you would like to share?"
The peasant looks back to the Blitzer nervously for the answer. The Blitzer gives him the thumbs down.
F.A.: "No thank you Muh-Lady."
Bo: "Well, I guess that's it for tonight. Thanks for talking BB with me tonight. Good night."
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