Post by bopeepe on Jul 27, 2017 18:08:37 GMT -6
Bo: "Hello sports fans and welcome to another edition of Let's Talk BB. I'm Bo Peepe and with me today is Fat Albert from the Bretonian team The Knightly Puns. Welcome to the show Fat Albert."
F.A. : "Hey, HEy, HEY, Bo. It is wonderful to be here. Muh-lady."
Bo: "There is no need to stand on formalities here Al. Can I call you Al?"
F.A.: "Yes Muh-lady."
Bo: "Let's talk about the match between the Puns and the Dark Knights." The peasant nods, nervously lookin around for approval. One of the Pun's Blitzers, standing heroically off camera, gives him a gauntleted thumbs up.
F.A.: "Sure, Muh-lady, what would you like to know?"
Bo: "Al, the match was absolutely Pun-ish-ing for the Dark Knights. It was a total team effort by your team. However, you put on a clinic that match. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we expected to find you dead for showing up your Lords during that match. What were you thinking by playing so well?"
F.A.: "I...I ju ju just didn't want to disappoint my Lords. They are tactical genius's that told me what to do throughout the match. I just followed their instructions."
Bo: "The hit on Mallobaude...Why so hard?"
F.A.: "I saw him charging up the field to attack Muh-Lord. I couldn't stand the thought of Muh-Lords armor and linens becoming dirty. So I just tried to him from hitting Muh-Lord. No one hits Muh-Lord! So I ran into him trying to stop the collision. I didn't mean to kill him, but he shouldn't have been trying to hit Mu-Lord."
Bo: "Absolutely riveting. Is there anything else that you would like to share?"
The peasant looks back to the Blitzer nervously for the answer. The Blitzer gives him the thumbs down.
F.A.: "No thank you Muh-Lady."
Bo: "Well, I guess that's it for tonight. Thanks for talking BB with me tonight. Good night."
F.A. : "Hey, HEy, HEY, Bo. It is wonderful to be here. Muh-lady."
Bo: "There is no need to stand on formalities here Al. Can I call you Al?"
F.A.: "Yes Muh-lady."
Bo: "Let's talk about the match between the Puns and the Dark Knights." The peasant nods, nervously lookin around for approval. One of the Pun's Blitzers, standing heroically off camera, gives him a gauntleted thumbs up.
F.A.: "Sure, Muh-lady, what would you like to know?"
Bo: "Al, the match was absolutely Pun-ish-ing for the Dark Knights. It was a total team effort by your team. However, you put on a clinic that match. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we expected to find you dead for showing up your Lords during that match. What were you thinking by playing so well?"
F.A.: "I...I ju ju just didn't want to disappoint my Lords. They are tactical genius's that told me what to do throughout the match. I just followed their instructions."
Bo: "The hit on Mallobaude...Why so hard?"
F.A.: "I saw him charging up the field to attack Muh-Lord. I couldn't stand the thought of Muh-Lords armor and linens becoming dirty. So I just tried to him from hitting Muh-Lord. No one hits Muh-Lord! So I ran into him trying to stop the collision. I didn't mean to kill him, but he shouldn't have been trying to hit Mu-Lord."
Bo: "Absolutely riveting. Is there anything else that you would like to share?"
The peasant looks back to the Blitzer nervously for the answer. The Blitzer gives him the thumbs down.
F.A.: "No thank you Muh-Lady."
Bo: "Well, I guess that's it for tonight. Thanks for talking BB with me tonight. Good night."