Post by Kordarus on Jul 30, 2017 15:48:39 GMT -6
Chargin' Bulls vs MY ARSE IS FREEZING!!!
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Chargin' Bulls hire Star player Zzargh Madeye who completed a 2 yard pass
Dnakus Giantclaw of Chargin' Bulls scored a Touchdown
Shukk Vilebull of Chargin' Bulls injured 2 players and knock out 2 players
Furry Butt of MY ARSE IS FREEZING!!! injured 2 players
"Mr. Pete, with all due respect, the last two games that my team took part in, had the other team obviously collude with outside groups to turn the match unfairly in their favour!" Ranted Hikaru the Chargin' Bulls Coach, "What does it say about you and your organization that measures haven't been taken to remedy this situation!"
Peg Leg Pete looked down at the dwarf standing in front of his desk, barely tall enough to see over let alone act intimidating. "Are you done? While I do agree that these events have been unfortunate that doesn't give you the right to walk up to whoever you want and act in this manner." Pete stands up, towering over the coach. "If I ever have to deal with your rambling again, I will not only disqualify you and your team from my league; I will make sure that you become the laughing stock of Blood Bowl for the rest of your career. Am I clear?"
Taken aback by this sudden shift in tone, the coach couldn't do more then simply nod and mutter a confirmation. "Good. However, I can't abide with such flagrant disregard for the spirit of the sport, and as such I will be adding extra security for your next match." "T-thank you Mr. Pete, I will notify my team right away." The dwarf practically sprinted out of Pete's office as the man offered one last piece of advice, "Try not to get yourself killed between now and then, ok?"
It was match day and both teams moved onto the pitch. The Norse team stood proud, contrasting the Dwarfs and Hobgoblins who were constantly scanning the arena for any sign of sabotage. The feeling of paranoia wasn't helped by the large difference in Team value, enough that the Dwarf team was able to hire the Star Player Zzharg Madeye for the match. The coin was flipped and the Norse team elected to receive, Madeye was put on the bench for the first down as the couch wanted his Secret weapon to be at its most effective, used during a receiving down.
The ball was launched and the Norse team spared no time going on the offense, using the uncertainty of the Dwarves in front of them they blocked and knocked down all five Dwarves. Then in a bout of extreme aggression, the Norse lineman, Ketill Grimson, who was lent to the team for the game ran forward and fouled Thagrak Dyingfeet, injuring him enough that he'd need to sit out the rest of the game. Enraged by the attack on his ally, Vilebull the centaur immediately charged at a lineman, knocking him out with a shout of rage. The Dwarves that hadn't been fouled managed to regain their uprightness and with a new sense of composure stared the opposing team in the face as if to say "Bring it".
This composure was somewhat short lived as the Norse retaliated to this dare by punching the Dwarves in the face really hard knocking almost all of them back down. However, Fuzzybutt the Ulfwerener, decided that instead of blocking the Hobgoblin to his side that he wanted to try to re-position himself. Said Hobgoblin wasn't fond of the idea and tackled the wolfman who then fell hard enough that he lost consciousness. Then using the shift in momentum he would turn and hip check another Norseman knocking him down and allowing his Hobgoblin teammate to blitz the ball carrier who kept his stance but was still now checked. Meanwhile, still riding the rage from earlier, Vilebull struck a Beserker who had to be removed from the pitch just as the last.
Seeing the ball carrier in danger, Fanny rushed to his side and struck the Hobgoblin down and stunned and followed up by escorting the carrier down the other side of the field. But this would be for naught as Vilebull who now had noone stopping his movement sprinted around, and with some shouted encouragement from the coach, struck the ball carrier with enough force that viewers would later recount that had it not been for the measures taken by the Norse teams apothecary, Taifeather would most certainly be dead.
The ball was now in no-ones hands and both teams knew that the next few actions would be crucial. As such, Back Door Man charged at Bladetooth the hired Hobgoblin, knocked him out, and then moved up to put pressure on Vilebull. This helped Fanny and Keister who worked together to strike Vilebull to the ground but not out. Wazoo would then move up followed by Grimson, who would once again foul, but this time not only was he unable to hurt Vilebull, he got sent of by the ref! "Finally", thought Hikaru, "Pete's hires are doing their damn job."
In retaliation, Vilebull got up and blitzed Wazoo leaving no Norse players on the ball which gave Dnakus Giantclaw the opportunity to run in, grab the ball, and leg it to the score zone. However, this wouldn't be a free touchdown if the Norse had anything to say about it and Wazoo got up, dodged Vilebulls tackle and blitzed Giantclaw knocking him to the ground. Not to be out shone by his team mate, Fanny blocked Vilebull with no assistance managing to knock the centaur down despite the difference is physical size.
The Dwarf team knew that unless they stared winning games that they weren't going to make it through their division and with a plan that involved keeping the Norse team on the ground, Zgox Stoneghost managed to move up and support Giantclw in shutting Wazoo down, stunning him and then picking up the ball once again. But this didn't mean that the Norse had given up, Rumpus injured Gdeb Painshred who had already broken his ankle earlier in the season. Giantclaw was now at the scoring line but decided not to score so that the Norse wouldn't have a second down this half. Vilebull continued his rampage, managing to badly injure Fanny.
Away from the majority of the action, the Norse teams second Ulfwerener Flurry Butt (not to be confused with the Fuzzybutt) had been blocking a single dwarf for almost the entire half, Finally managing to injure him but too far away to do anything meaningful. Wazoo on the other hand, noticing that the half time bell was almost about to ring, Knocked down Stoneghost and sprinted close enough to Giantclaw that for him to score he'd need to try to dodge. But it was not to be and Giantclaw was tackled just as the bell rang, ending the first half with a score of 0-0. Members of NASA (Nuffles Actions Statistical Analysis) would later remark that the likely hood of Wazoo successfully stopping the touchdown was around 11.111 percent recurring.
At the start of the second half, Chargin' Bulls had three players injured while the Norse team had only one injured but two other players out either because of an earlier red card or just because he hadn't regained consciousness yet. It was the Dwarves turn to receive and now Madeye had joined them on the field. As the ball soared over the Dwarves heads they piled on the three lone lineman on the start line stunning one and knocking out another. Madeye meanwhile, ran and immediately picked up the ball, loading it in the blunderbuss on his back.
Furry Butt charged forward blitzing Seduzt Balleater injury the Hobgoblin. At this point the crowd was almost frothing with excitement about the amount of blood and violence this game has had so far, wondering who would be next to fall. Turns out the answer would be Taifeather, the same lineman who almost died earlier, being injured by Stoneghost. Followed almost immediately by Giantclaw taking a page out of Grimsson's book and kicking rumpus in the head while he was down, knocking the Norseman out.
With only 6 Norsemen still on the field, the Chargin' Bulls had a somewhat easy time making room for Madeye and Giantclaw to move the ball up towards the score zone. but then Back Door Man "Jumped Up" ran forwards towards Giantclaw, using his frenzy and a little encouragement form the Norse coach, knocked the Hobgoblin to the ground. Then switching his attention to Madeye who still had the ball, Back Door Man kept running trying to get close enough to help his team block the Star Player. However in his eagerness to cause pain he didn't notice a stone in the grass, tripped, and injured himself enough he was taken to the injury box as his Coach hid their face in their hands in disbelief.
Heinie, the Norse Runner, dodged out of a tackle zone and tried to blitz Madeye only to get punched in the face just as he reached him. The Norse teams stretcher carriers sighed and once again moved onto the field to carry a knocked out player off. At this point there were only three members on the Norse team. Madeye made a short pass to Giantclaw, getting ready to score and in a mad dash for anything to happen, Keister threw a single block against Bzaakh Darkwalker only to get knocked out instead.
The two remaining players, the two Ulfwereners, decided that at this point its better to just stay down which the dwarf team let happen without being "that team" and Giantclaw scored, gaining enough SPP to get to the next level. The game was over 1-0 to the Dwarves.
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Chargin' Bulls hire Star player Zzargh Madeye who completed a 2 yard pass
Dnakus Giantclaw of Chargin' Bulls scored a Touchdown
Shukk Vilebull of Chargin' Bulls injured 2 players and knock out 2 players
Furry Butt of MY ARSE IS FREEZING!!! injured 2 players
"Mr. Pete, with all due respect, the last two games that my team took part in, had the other team obviously collude with outside groups to turn the match unfairly in their favour!" Ranted Hikaru the Chargin' Bulls Coach, "What does it say about you and your organization that measures haven't been taken to remedy this situation!"
Peg Leg Pete looked down at the dwarf standing in front of his desk, barely tall enough to see over let alone act intimidating. "Are you done? While I do agree that these events have been unfortunate that doesn't give you the right to walk up to whoever you want and act in this manner." Pete stands up, towering over the coach. "If I ever have to deal with your rambling again, I will not only disqualify you and your team from my league; I will make sure that you become the laughing stock of Blood Bowl for the rest of your career. Am I clear?"
Taken aback by this sudden shift in tone, the coach couldn't do more then simply nod and mutter a confirmation. "Good. However, I can't abide with such flagrant disregard for the spirit of the sport, and as such I will be adding extra security for your next match." "T-thank you Mr. Pete, I will notify my team right away." The dwarf practically sprinted out of Pete's office as the man offered one last piece of advice, "Try not to get yourself killed between now and then, ok?"
It was match day and both teams moved onto the pitch. The Norse team stood proud, contrasting the Dwarfs and Hobgoblins who were constantly scanning the arena for any sign of sabotage. The feeling of paranoia wasn't helped by the large difference in Team value, enough that the Dwarf team was able to hire the Star Player Zzharg Madeye for the match. The coin was flipped and the Norse team elected to receive, Madeye was put on the bench for the first down as the couch wanted his Secret weapon to be at its most effective, used during a receiving down.
The ball was launched and the Norse team spared no time going on the offense, using the uncertainty of the Dwarves in front of them they blocked and knocked down all five Dwarves. Then in a bout of extreme aggression, the Norse lineman, Ketill Grimson, who was lent to the team for the game ran forward and fouled Thagrak Dyingfeet, injuring him enough that he'd need to sit out the rest of the game. Enraged by the attack on his ally, Vilebull the centaur immediately charged at a lineman, knocking him out with a shout of rage. The Dwarves that hadn't been fouled managed to regain their uprightness and with a new sense of composure stared the opposing team in the face as if to say "Bring it".
This composure was somewhat short lived as the Norse retaliated to this dare by punching the Dwarves in the face really hard knocking almost all of them back down. However, Fuzzybutt the Ulfwerener, decided that instead of blocking the Hobgoblin to his side that he wanted to try to re-position himself. Said Hobgoblin wasn't fond of the idea and tackled the wolfman who then fell hard enough that he lost consciousness. Then using the shift in momentum he would turn and hip check another Norseman knocking him down and allowing his Hobgoblin teammate to blitz the ball carrier who kept his stance but was still now checked. Meanwhile, still riding the rage from earlier, Vilebull struck a Beserker who had to be removed from the pitch just as the last.
Seeing the ball carrier in danger, Fanny rushed to his side and struck the Hobgoblin down and stunned and followed up by escorting the carrier down the other side of the field. But this would be for naught as Vilebull who now had noone stopping his movement sprinted around, and with some shouted encouragement from the coach, struck the ball carrier with enough force that viewers would later recount that had it not been for the measures taken by the Norse teams apothecary, Taifeather would most certainly be dead.
The ball was now in no-ones hands and both teams knew that the next few actions would be crucial. As such, Back Door Man charged at Bladetooth the hired Hobgoblin, knocked him out, and then moved up to put pressure on Vilebull. This helped Fanny and Keister who worked together to strike Vilebull to the ground but not out. Wazoo would then move up followed by Grimson, who would once again foul, but this time not only was he unable to hurt Vilebull, he got sent of by the ref! "Finally", thought Hikaru, "Pete's hires are doing their damn job."
In retaliation, Vilebull got up and blitzed Wazoo leaving no Norse players on the ball which gave Dnakus Giantclaw the opportunity to run in, grab the ball, and leg it to the score zone. However, this wouldn't be a free touchdown if the Norse had anything to say about it and Wazoo got up, dodged Vilebulls tackle and blitzed Giantclaw knocking him to the ground. Not to be out shone by his team mate, Fanny blocked Vilebull with no assistance managing to knock the centaur down despite the difference is physical size.
The Dwarf team knew that unless they stared winning games that they weren't going to make it through their division and with a plan that involved keeping the Norse team on the ground, Zgox Stoneghost managed to move up and support Giantclw in shutting Wazoo down, stunning him and then picking up the ball once again. But this didn't mean that the Norse had given up, Rumpus injured Gdeb Painshred who had already broken his ankle earlier in the season. Giantclaw was now at the scoring line but decided not to score so that the Norse wouldn't have a second down this half. Vilebull continued his rampage, managing to badly injure Fanny.
Away from the majority of the action, the Norse teams second Ulfwerener Flurry Butt (not to be confused with the Fuzzybutt) had been blocking a single dwarf for almost the entire half, Finally managing to injure him but too far away to do anything meaningful. Wazoo on the other hand, noticing that the half time bell was almost about to ring, Knocked down Stoneghost and sprinted close enough to Giantclaw that for him to score he'd need to try to dodge. But it was not to be and Giantclaw was tackled just as the bell rang, ending the first half with a score of 0-0. Members of NASA (Nuffles Actions Statistical Analysis) would later remark that the likely hood of Wazoo successfully stopping the touchdown was around 11.111 percent recurring.
At the start of the second half, Chargin' Bulls had three players injured while the Norse team had only one injured but two other players out either because of an earlier red card or just because he hadn't regained consciousness yet. It was the Dwarves turn to receive and now Madeye had joined them on the field. As the ball soared over the Dwarves heads they piled on the three lone lineman on the start line stunning one and knocking out another. Madeye meanwhile, ran and immediately picked up the ball, loading it in the blunderbuss on his back.
Furry Butt charged forward blitzing Seduzt Balleater injury the Hobgoblin. At this point the crowd was almost frothing with excitement about the amount of blood and violence this game has had so far, wondering who would be next to fall. Turns out the answer would be Taifeather, the same lineman who almost died earlier, being injured by Stoneghost. Followed almost immediately by Giantclaw taking a page out of Grimsson's book and kicking rumpus in the head while he was down, knocking the Norseman out.
With only 6 Norsemen still on the field, the Chargin' Bulls had a somewhat easy time making room for Madeye and Giantclaw to move the ball up towards the score zone. but then Back Door Man "Jumped Up" ran forwards towards Giantclaw, using his frenzy and a little encouragement form the Norse coach, knocked the Hobgoblin to the ground. Then switching his attention to Madeye who still had the ball, Back Door Man kept running trying to get close enough to help his team block the Star Player. However in his eagerness to cause pain he didn't notice a stone in the grass, tripped, and injured himself enough he was taken to the injury box as his Coach hid their face in their hands in disbelief.
Heinie, the Norse Runner, dodged out of a tackle zone and tried to blitz Madeye only to get punched in the face just as he reached him. The Norse teams stretcher carriers sighed and once again moved onto the field to carry a knocked out player off. At this point there were only three members on the Norse team. Madeye made a short pass to Giantclaw, getting ready to score and in a mad dash for anything to happen, Keister threw a single block against Bzaakh Darkwalker only to get knocked out instead.
The two remaining players, the two Ulfwereners, decided that at this point its better to just stay down which the dwarf team let happen without being "that team" and Giantclaw scored, gaining enough SPP to get to the next level. The game was over 1-0 to the Dwarves.