Post by Cadettank. on Sept 23, 2017 0:24:03 GMT -6
The Dwarves' coach hears a knock at the door. With more force than intended he puts his mug of ale down, sending the foam of the ale over the lip of the mug onto his metal desk. Irritated thinking it was those damn Halflings trying to sell cookies again, he yells "Come in". An average sized man with a boulder type cap enters the room with a pencil hanging from the tip of his mouth and a notepad in the left hand. The man stops for a moment nearly memorized, his gazed fixed on something. The coach thought for a moment, what could it be? His office was normal, average desk, couple chairs, couple metals on the wall and the huge Golden Cripple Cup trophy that sat right behind him. He couldn't figure it out but eventually the man spoke and opened a dialog.
BBPN Reporter: Coach, do you have a min?
The Coach: Who are you?
BBPN Reporter: I'm a reporter from BBPN.
The Coach: I thought Spike Magazine covered the league exclusively
BBPN Reporter: Spike Magazine is going through some financial struggle right now.
The Coach: That explains why I haven't seen anything from them in awhile.
Why don't you talk with the players instead? Breccia Loves the attention.
BBPN Reporter: I tried Coach but your players are still "celebrating".
The Coach: They tend to do that for a while after big blow outs. I can tell you when they will finish. What day is it?
BBPN Reporter: Coach, my readers want some dialog worth reading from the defending Cripple Champs. Can I ask you some questions now?
The Coach Smirks: Yes, go ahead.
BBPN Reporter: Your last two games have been blow outs especially by dwarf standards, winning by a margin of 3 points. Do you see this trend continuing against the Dark Knights.
The Coach: Last season we beat them 3-0 and I don't expect anything less this season. We are twice the team we were last season and a little something extra this time around.
BBPN Reporter: Would that little something extra be a Death Roller? My sources say Mallobaude has already gone to Pete about this and more.
The Coach: Your sources? How long have you been watching this league.
BBPN Reporter: This league is famous for its bloodshed, who hasn't been watching this league. That is why....( pause )....back to my question. Death Roller?
The Coach: I don't know what you mean by a "Death Roller" but our team did purchase something to help maintain the field at our new stadium.
As for Pete, I like Pete. He respects teams that find a way to win on the field and give his fans what they want. Not some snobby lord nobody
that cries unfair every time something happens.
BBPN Reporter: What about the rumors that Siltstone could be in danger this match?
The Coach: Siltstone is in danger every match, but he will be fine. He's brothers will protect him.
BBPN Reporter: Well Coach, you sound pretty confident. Do you have any worries?
The Coach: Yes, that Mallobaude wont show for his seasonal spanking. I apologies but,
It's getting about time to clean my office.
The Coach pulls out a bottle of Brasso and a fine clothe.
BBPN Reporter: Thank you for your time Coach.
Mallobaude could not be reach for comment of the upcoming game.
BBPN Reporter: Coach, do you have a min?
The Coach: Who are you?
BBPN Reporter: I'm a reporter from BBPN.
The Coach: I thought Spike Magazine covered the league exclusively
BBPN Reporter: Spike Magazine is going through some financial struggle right now.
The Coach: That explains why I haven't seen anything from them in awhile.
Why don't you talk with the players instead? Breccia Loves the attention.
BBPN Reporter: I tried Coach but your players are still "celebrating".
The Coach: They tend to do that for a while after big blow outs. I can tell you when they will finish. What day is it?
BBPN Reporter: Coach, my readers want some dialog worth reading from the defending Cripple Champs. Can I ask you some questions now?
The Coach Smirks: Yes, go ahead.
BBPN Reporter: Your last two games have been blow outs especially by dwarf standards, winning by a margin of 3 points. Do you see this trend continuing against the Dark Knights.
The Coach: Last season we beat them 3-0 and I don't expect anything less this season. We are twice the team we were last season and a little something extra this time around.
BBPN Reporter: Would that little something extra be a Death Roller? My sources say Mallobaude has already gone to Pete about this and more.
The Coach: Your sources? How long have you been watching this league.
BBPN Reporter: This league is famous for its bloodshed, who hasn't been watching this league. That is why....( pause )....back to my question. Death Roller?
The Coach: I don't know what you mean by a "Death Roller" but our team did purchase something to help maintain the field at our new stadium.
As for Pete, I like Pete. He respects teams that find a way to win on the field and give his fans what they want. Not some snobby lord nobody
that cries unfair every time something happens.
BBPN Reporter: What about the rumors that Siltstone could be in danger this match?
The Coach: Siltstone is in danger every match, but he will be fine. He's brothers will protect him.
BBPN Reporter: Well Coach, you sound pretty confident. Do you have any worries?
The Coach: Yes, that Mallobaude wont show for his seasonal spanking. I apologies but,
It's getting about time to clean my office.
The Coach pulls out a bottle of Brasso and a fine clothe.
BBPN Reporter: Thank you for your time Coach.
Mallobaude could not be reach for comment of the upcoming game.