Post by peglegpete on Oct 8, 2018 23:06:04 GMT -6
The air was electric. Mages were casting lightning bolts hoping to catch the attention of either the Goblins or the Knights, but to no avail. The Nobs having home field advantage went on a shopping spree spending all of their banked gold in hopes of defeating the Knights. They even paid off the refs handsomely as well as slip a couple of their coaches onto the pitch in orde to sway the odds a bit more in their favor. The Knights were prepaired for their duplicity and asked Pete to place a special committee in the box to oversee the officials. Both teams were tense leading into this battle of wills.
The goblins recieved the ball first eventhough the Knights won the toss and elected to recieve. The Knights protested but had no choice but to kick off. The Goblins open with a full blown regiment of weapons capable of destroying lesser teams, but the Knights simply grabbed a bunch of players from the local graveyard and put them on the front line as cannon fodder. The Goblins soon would realize that treachery would be met with treachery and a never ending supply of linemen. Many zombies went down and then rose again to face off with the well equipped Goblin forces. The ball was picked up by the pogoer as he leaned down low to scoop up the ball to snatch it up.
The knights returned the attacl sending in their Werewolves taking out both fanatics in an amazinh display of savagery. They maneuvered more zombies into the defensive gaps to prepare for the return attack.
The goblins also had a cadre of loonies to attack with. Zombies and wights went down under the churning teeth of the chainsaws only to get back up to press the attack. Opening a gap in the goblin defense The Ghoul Bill Murray realized time was running out and saw Jack Nicholson lay down a massive blow on the Pogoer freeing the ball. He snatched it up and sprinted for the endzone scoing the halfs only TD as the buzzer rang. Most of the goblin weaponry was removed, but somehow the refs overlooked a score of bombardiers and a few loonies who would sneak back onto the pitch. The Necromancers were exhausted by the overwhelming number of illegal weaponry on the field. Plus the officials in the sky box were now taking bribes from the Goblins. With so much of the undead horde destroyed the dark mages were not sure if they would be able to hold the goblin horde back.
The Goblins were making the case that it was still their turn to receive as the Knights had just scored. The refs were about to approve the call when the Goblins apparently ran out of money for the sky box officials. Finally a break for the Necromantic team. They lined up to receive the ball. The zombies surged being pushed forward by the flesh golems, but the effort was premature as the Ghoul fumbled the catch delaying the drive.
The Loonies charged the White Woodie Harelson quartering him and then removing the head to prevent regeneration. The werewolf Tyler Lautner attacked the loonies scattering them to the wind. The Flesh Golems moved in to screen for Bill Murray and accidentally stepped on a stray lone goblin killing the lil guy. Shregging his ample shoulders he ran to the sideline to have the lil guy scraped off of his boot. This allowed for a surge of Goblins to break through the line to steal the ball and score. Tieing the game at 1 each. There was still just enough time for the Knights to score, but with utter exhaustion in the heat of the day beating the Necromancer known as Mel Brooks, The team lost cohession and failed to score in time.
This match was a place determiner for the division, but with no clear victor the tie breaking system was employed and it was determined the the Holywood Knights would take 2nd place on the merit of casualties inflicted. only 1 casualty was to seperate them from having to play another 1 off match. What a close one.
This 1-1 draw had everything the fans want: broken bodies, death, and an occasional Touch down. Nuffle's good blessings to both teams as the move forward in the playoffs.
Exclusive by Bo Peepe
The goblins recieved the ball first eventhough the Knights won the toss and elected to recieve. The Knights protested but had no choice but to kick off. The Goblins open with a full blown regiment of weapons capable of destroying lesser teams, but the Knights simply grabbed a bunch of players from the local graveyard and put them on the front line as cannon fodder. The Goblins soon would realize that treachery would be met with treachery and a never ending supply of linemen. Many zombies went down and then rose again to face off with the well equipped Goblin forces. The ball was picked up by the pogoer as he leaned down low to scoop up the ball to snatch it up.
The knights returned the attacl sending in their Werewolves taking out both fanatics in an amazinh display of savagery. They maneuvered more zombies into the defensive gaps to prepare for the return attack.
The goblins also had a cadre of loonies to attack with. Zombies and wights went down under the churning teeth of the chainsaws only to get back up to press the attack. Opening a gap in the goblin defense The Ghoul Bill Murray realized time was running out and saw Jack Nicholson lay down a massive blow on the Pogoer freeing the ball. He snatched it up and sprinted for the endzone scoing the halfs only TD as the buzzer rang. Most of the goblin weaponry was removed, but somehow the refs overlooked a score of bombardiers and a few loonies who would sneak back onto the pitch. The Necromancers were exhausted by the overwhelming number of illegal weaponry on the field. Plus the officials in the sky box were now taking bribes from the Goblins. With so much of the undead horde destroyed the dark mages were not sure if they would be able to hold the goblin horde back.
The Goblins were making the case that it was still their turn to receive as the Knights had just scored. The refs were about to approve the call when the Goblins apparently ran out of money for the sky box officials. Finally a break for the Necromantic team. They lined up to receive the ball. The zombies surged being pushed forward by the flesh golems, but the effort was premature as the Ghoul fumbled the catch delaying the drive.
The Loonies charged the White Woodie Harelson quartering him and then removing the head to prevent regeneration. The werewolf Tyler Lautner attacked the loonies scattering them to the wind. The Flesh Golems moved in to screen for Bill Murray and accidentally stepped on a stray lone goblin killing the lil guy. Shregging his ample shoulders he ran to the sideline to have the lil guy scraped off of his boot. This allowed for a surge of Goblins to break through the line to steal the ball and score. Tieing the game at 1 each. There was still just enough time for the Knights to score, but with utter exhaustion in the heat of the day beating the Necromancer known as Mel Brooks, The team lost cohession and failed to score in time.
This match was a place determiner for the division, but with no clear victor the tie breaking system was employed and it was determined the the Holywood Knights would take 2nd place on the merit of casualties inflicted. only 1 casualty was to seperate them from having to play another 1 off match. What a close one.
This 1-1 draw had everything the fans want: broken bodies, death, and an occasional Touch down. Nuffle's good blessings to both teams as the move forward in the playoffs.
Exclusive by Bo Peepe