Post by bopeepe on Jul 9, 2017 22:12:40 GMT -6
"Welcome to Let's Talk Blood Bowl. I'm Bo Peepe, former Blitzer of the Amazonian team G.L.O.B.B., Gorgeous Ladies of Blood Bowl."
The camera angle changes as Bo whips her blonde hair around to face it.
"As you are all well aware, since its beginning, Blood Bowl has always been a game of tradition. Unfortunately, one of those traditions seems to be one of greed by those who have bought into idea of riches and glory. Instead of following the teachings of Nuffle. Fortunately, today we have a man who stands above the edicts of greed or glory, because he has already attained those things in his previus career. Let's welcome to our show Peg Leg Pete, the former pirate and resident of Tobarro Bay. Pete has made a name for himself in piracy and had at one point nearly brought down all of the most prominent fleets of Elven and Orc kind on the southern borders of the Reichland. Then after retring from piracy, because he wanted to live a life of higher adventure. He formed the Blood Bowl team known as the Tobarro Bay Buccaneers. Tell us Pete, how did this happen? Oh, and welcome to our show."
Pete: "Thanks Bo for, having me, you know. In more ways than one." he winks. "You know how it is. Adminral Cumberbun of the Reichland fleet took advantage of the fact that we were taking down another Orcish warship. He captured and imprisoned us. I believe the Governor was hoping to use us as leverage to broker a peace treaty with the Orcs." Pete and Bo both laugh hard. "Like the Orcs want peace." Pete wipes a tear from his eye. "So me and the boys were sitting there and I noticed a loose stone in the dungeon wall. Indigo managed to snag a spoon from our next meal. Then we started digging. We took turns through the night and day to come. We were hiding dirt everywhere. One thing led to another and we eventually hit daylight. As we climb out into the sunlight, we were partially blinded by the sun and having been in the dark for so long. Me and the boys noticed people charging us and we took action. After putting down 11 Bretonians and 11 High Elves we found this pigs bladder that was inflated with air. Indigo picked it up and we all ran towards the forest. However before we got there, cheers erupted from all around. Then this little goblin dressed in black and white stripes said that the match was over and that we had won. We were areested again, but this time we didn't end up in the dungeon. We ended up in a locker room talking to Baroness Fleisch. The rest is history."
Bo: Smiling,"I do love that story Pete. Then came the collapse of the league. You guys weren't sitting on top of the league, but you were financially in great shape. How did you manage this?"
Pete: "I'm was a pirate Bo. I had, still have, buried treasure. Some from my pirating days, some from my Blood Bowl days. Plus the Baroness was exceedingly wealthy and had no family left. Then she fell in love with me. It was sad when she died, but I got everything. With help, I buried a lot of it. However, I did hold some loot back and decided to invest it. The Gold Wizards turned that investment into a large fortune. So I buried some more of it. I then decided to actually read the book of Nuffle. It moved me. It moved me all over. I traveled the world looking for coaches and teams for a new Blood Bowl league. One that Nuffle would be proud of. In my studies I determined that Nuffle wanted everyone to play Blood Bowl. The reason that the collapse came was due to greed and image. Nuffle wanted grit and determination not some pretty boy who will run from a fight, unless that pretty boy is an Elf. Nuffle understands." Looking wistfully into the camera, "So I invited everyone to play. From Bretonia to the Elvish Isles to the jungles of Aztlan to the Northern Wastes. Injured, healthy, big, small, living, undead, male, and female I invited everyone just as Nuffle would have wanted. Now in one week we kick off the new season. It;s a very exciting time."
Bo: "It certainly is Pete. I understand that some old fan favorites will be assisting with the officiating and commentaries?"
Pete: "Aye, Bo. We have you working the field during matches, Arachno will be doing the post match interviews, Bob and Jim will be handling the Cabalvision match time commentary. Most of our refs are ex-players themselves. Several being from the old Goblin team Bonzoe's Brigade. So if you see a greenskin clown on the pitch, that's why. Plus I have heard that there are several sponsors looking for teams to support. There are mot as many fans as we were hoping for at the start, but they are trickling in. Tobarro Bay currently has about 12,ooo residents and we have about 18,000 fans. I believe that Tobarro Bay is going to become a growing metropolis. It is protected on the sea by pirates and on the land by raving mad Blood Bowl fans. Not only have I found a way to brig one of my loves to life, I found a way to grow and protect the city that has given me so much."
Bo: "Thank you Pete, for an amazing look into your life and the sport of Blood Bowl. I'm Bo Peepe saying go crush some skulls!"
The camera angle changes as Bo whips her blonde hair around to face it.
"As you are all well aware, since its beginning, Blood Bowl has always been a game of tradition. Unfortunately, one of those traditions seems to be one of greed by those who have bought into idea of riches and glory. Instead of following the teachings of Nuffle. Fortunately, today we have a man who stands above the edicts of greed or glory, because he has already attained those things in his previus career. Let's welcome to our show Peg Leg Pete, the former pirate and resident of Tobarro Bay. Pete has made a name for himself in piracy and had at one point nearly brought down all of the most prominent fleets of Elven and Orc kind on the southern borders of the Reichland. Then after retring from piracy, because he wanted to live a life of higher adventure. He formed the Blood Bowl team known as the Tobarro Bay Buccaneers. Tell us Pete, how did this happen? Oh, and welcome to our show."
Pete: "Thanks Bo for, having me, you know. In more ways than one." he winks. "You know how it is. Adminral Cumberbun of the Reichland fleet took advantage of the fact that we were taking down another Orcish warship. He captured and imprisoned us. I believe the Governor was hoping to use us as leverage to broker a peace treaty with the Orcs." Pete and Bo both laugh hard. "Like the Orcs want peace." Pete wipes a tear from his eye. "So me and the boys were sitting there and I noticed a loose stone in the dungeon wall. Indigo managed to snag a spoon from our next meal. Then we started digging. We took turns through the night and day to come. We were hiding dirt everywhere. One thing led to another and we eventually hit daylight. As we climb out into the sunlight, we were partially blinded by the sun and having been in the dark for so long. Me and the boys noticed people charging us and we took action. After putting down 11 Bretonians and 11 High Elves we found this pigs bladder that was inflated with air. Indigo picked it up and we all ran towards the forest. However before we got there, cheers erupted from all around. Then this little goblin dressed in black and white stripes said that the match was over and that we had won. We were areested again, but this time we didn't end up in the dungeon. We ended up in a locker room talking to Baroness Fleisch. The rest is history."
Bo: Smiling,"I do love that story Pete. Then came the collapse of the league. You guys weren't sitting on top of the league, but you were financially in great shape. How did you manage this?"
Pete: "I'm was a pirate Bo. I had, still have, buried treasure. Some from my pirating days, some from my Blood Bowl days. Plus the Baroness was exceedingly wealthy and had no family left. Then she fell in love with me. It was sad when she died, but I got everything. With help, I buried a lot of it. However, I did hold some loot back and decided to invest it. The Gold Wizards turned that investment into a large fortune. So I buried some more of it. I then decided to actually read the book of Nuffle. It moved me. It moved me all over. I traveled the world looking for coaches and teams for a new Blood Bowl league. One that Nuffle would be proud of. In my studies I determined that Nuffle wanted everyone to play Blood Bowl. The reason that the collapse came was due to greed and image. Nuffle wanted grit and determination not some pretty boy who will run from a fight, unless that pretty boy is an Elf. Nuffle understands." Looking wistfully into the camera, "So I invited everyone to play. From Bretonia to the Elvish Isles to the jungles of Aztlan to the Northern Wastes. Injured, healthy, big, small, living, undead, male, and female I invited everyone just as Nuffle would have wanted. Now in one week we kick off the new season. It;s a very exciting time."
Bo: "It certainly is Pete. I understand that some old fan favorites will be assisting with the officiating and commentaries?"
Pete: "Aye, Bo. We have you working the field during matches, Arachno will be doing the post match interviews, Bob and Jim will be handling the Cabalvision match time commentary. Most of our refs are ex-players themselves. Several being from the old Goblin team Bonzoe's Brigade. So if you see a greenskin clown on the pitch, that's why. Plus I have heard that there are several sponsors looking for teams to support. There are mot as many fans as we were hoping for at the start, but they are trickling in. Tobarro Bay currently has about 12,ooo residents and we have about 18,000 fans. I believe that Tobarro Bay is going to become a growing metropolis. It is protected on the sea by pirates and on the land by raving mad Blood Bowl fans. Not only have I found a way to brig one of my loves to life, I found a way to grow and protect the city that has given me so much."
Bo: "Thank you Pete, for an amazing look into your life and the sport of Blood Bowl. I'm Bo Peepe saying go crush some skulls!"